19 June 2009

A letter

Dear Blogger Lady,

Showmanship is my game...it's my livelihood, so I wanted to write you a little note to thank you personally for featuring me as the front page post for--like--a gazillion years. No one comes here to see what your children are up to or your ridiculous photographs so I'm happy to stand on my trunk for them in lieu of all that other filler material.

With much gratitude,

Becky the Elephant


H F W said...

LMBO!!! You are too much.

Ivan Chan Studio said...

The Terror of the Seven Playgrounds is at it again, huh?

Don't you have a spam filter?